I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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