When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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