I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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