the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
vagina is talking i cant
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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