Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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