yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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