if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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