My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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