we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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