she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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