True but thats because hes a fetus.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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