You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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