...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I can't put those talents on a resume
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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