My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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