i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My feet surprised me
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