Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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