We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
