I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
