shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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