sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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