don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
