Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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