You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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