I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
