how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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