Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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