she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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