Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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