yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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