Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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