school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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