He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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