Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
