making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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