I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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