so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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