i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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