We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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