just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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