Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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