I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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