I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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