And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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