I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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