Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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