The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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