im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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