She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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