I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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