dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
