just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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