I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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