I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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