He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
